my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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