Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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