Your tits are I can't wait for
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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