I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
