Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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