So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Rumble strips road head = magical
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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