He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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