If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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