Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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