make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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