Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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