We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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