About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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