STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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