they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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