No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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