We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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