I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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