every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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