Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Randomize
