Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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