She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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