when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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