hell yes lets make some ravioli
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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