I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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