Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm both gender and math confused
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