Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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