I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Sponge bath it is.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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