do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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