Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
