So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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