hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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