This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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