shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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