you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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