We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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