why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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