i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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