when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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