ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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