Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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