I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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