i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
These tits shall not be calmed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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