I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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