So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
