Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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