if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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