the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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