I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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