I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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