I CAN MOONWALK!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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