David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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