Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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