ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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