when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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