..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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