I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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