everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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