I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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